So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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