You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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