Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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