Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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