I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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