I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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