i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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