Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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