if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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