Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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