Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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