New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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