things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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