Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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