Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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