never play flip cup with pint glasses
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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