This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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