I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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