I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
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Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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