seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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