I don't think brook has ever known best
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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