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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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