We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
