Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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