Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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