Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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