Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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