dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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