She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I will be naked everywhere
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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