all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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