hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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