hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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