Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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