He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
dude. I can hear the air.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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