remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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