Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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