gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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