I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
