If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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