I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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