this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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