she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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