I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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