Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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