oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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