Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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