Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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