Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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