That's intense
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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