Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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